Pah! You Easterners and your backward ways. Only we of the West know the true and dignified way to celebrate New Years! You hide behind your silly time zones and celebrate this grand occasion too early. Bah! I spit on your time zones! Ptttah!
And I kick dust in your faces. Hah!
And I blatently assault your feline pets by repeatedly rubbing their fur the wrong way. Bwahahahaha!
...Eh. There are still 3 more hours for me to wait, but Happy New Years anyway, everyone!
When my computer inevitably explodes and kills me, my cat inherits everything I own. He may be the only one capable of continuing my work.
Actually, since we're british we're technically neither one nor the other. The meridian line in grenwich is officially the center line of the east/west divide.
Actually, I guess I am a few degrees west of grenwich, but not many
