Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites

[Junrall]

Your momma is so fat she got stuck between teleporters.

[Error]

Yo mamma's so fat, even Shub Niggurath thought she was pregnant with a thousand young.

[Spirit]

Your momma is so fat, she telefragged herself.

[Orion]

(Non-Quake)
Your momma is so fat she got into a monster truck and made it a low-rider.

Your momma is so ugly, that when she has sex, the sperm swim backwards.
The guy who had sex with her needed to drink at least 10 litres of pure alcohol (kitchen alcohol).

(Quake)
Your momma is so fat, that you may get SZ_GetSpace: overflow

Your momma is so fat, that when she dies into lava, the lava turns into a disgusting stinky liquid as well as raising the lava level by a couple of centimeters...

Your momma is so ugly she makes your guns' barrels warp to a side.

[mankrip]

Your momma is so fat and ugly, Shub-Niggurath looks like this next to her. [NSFW]

[Spirit]

super nsfw link above

That site is full of cartoon underage porn, which qualifies as cp in some countries, please remove that link.

[mankrip]

Replaced the link with the same image on a different host then.

[scar3crow]

That image in most workplaces would probably be considered unsafe. Mind flagging with a NSFW tag? We typically don't have links to such (that looks Duke3d related so I assume its fairly topical), but that is general etiquette. Thanks.

[mankrip]

Okay.

[Error]

Your momma's so fat, your_mom.movetype is always equal to MOVETYPE_NONE

Your momma's so fat, she's always equal to other

Your momma's so fat, the following code returns a runaway loop error:

Code: Select all

while (your_mom.flags & FL_ONGROUND)
{
      your_mom.flags = your_mom.flags - (your_mom.flags & FL_ONGROUND);
}




honestly, not sure if that code would work =P I'm tired.

[negke]

Your momma's so fat, she makes Shrak look anorexic.

[jim]

Yo momma's so flat, she can dodge traces without needing to move like they do.

Yo momma's so flat, that she could fit through all these other fat mommas if they were all placed in the same room, if so big room could exist.

Yo momma's so fat, there's a new obituary:" can't exist on fat alone\n"

Yo momma's so fat, the falling obituary became almost obsolete.. actually they all did, except the new one, which was used about 99,9% of the time.

Yo momma's so flat, she was the 0,1% that used the other obituaries.

[frag.machine]

Your mom is so fat that she forces sv_gravity to OVER 9000!!!1ONE!

[scar3crow]

Your momma's so fat, her pants color is shub-niggurath's pit.

Your momma's so fat, she caused the filesize overflow on pre-release e2m6.

Your momma's so fat, she thinks the shambler is a plushy.

Your momma's so fat, her skin is in native resolution.

Your momma's so fat, she made the vomitus remove(self);

Your momma's so fat, she needs -listen 16 just to start a single player game.

Your momma's so fat, whenever she respawns, timelimit is hit.

Your momma's so fat, it took both teams going Spy to disguise as her.

Your momma's so ugly, when they did, the server enabled spy invisibility instead of disguise.

Your momma's so fat, she can capture both flags, without moving.

Your momma's so fat, she uses Gyro and Twig just to breathe.

Your momma's so ugly, she can only be drawn with an altered picmip.

Your momma's so fat, lava is just a weight loss method.

Your momma's so fat, her texture name starts with sky_.

[blubswillrule]

yo' mommas so fat, she made gravity affect the whole map

yo' mommas so ugly, the .mdl exporter inverted her normals.

yo' mommas so fat, when you try to use her as a frikbot, she touches all the waypoints at once.

yo' mommas so fat, that whenever she farts in water, BOOM!!!! (and you thought that shooting the lightning gun in water did that )

yo' mommas so fat, she can actually touch the skybox.

yo' mommas so fat, she bricked my psp when she came on screen.

yo' mommas so fat, quake allows only 1 color for her pallet, the alpha pink thing color.