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Postby mh » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:25 pm

Yo momma is so fat that qbsp makes an extra clipping hull just for her.

Do I win 1 internets?
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Postby frag.machine » Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:31 pm

No, but you can has chezburger
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Postby scar3crow » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:10 pm

Your momma is so fat, mh's colored lighting tool declares her fullbright.
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Postby Sajt » Wed Aug 25, 2010 8:49 pm

Your momma is so fat she uses spikeshooters to clean out her pores.
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Postby Baker » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:12 am

mh wrote:Yo momma is so fat that qbsp makes an extra clipping hull just for her.

Do I win 1 internets?


You can win the internet in this thread?

Cool. :D

Good to know. Might prove useful if Alex Trebek is asking me questions some day.
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Postby Error » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:03 am

you all need serious help :lol:
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Postby jim » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:24 pm

Yo momma is so fat, she ate the chezburger!

Yo momma is so fat, her breasts were named Mountains of Madness.

Yo momma is so fat dripply oozing wobble, the shoggots from the original Mountains of Madness moved to live behind the new ones and built a city there, which sunk deep down and now they're waiting and dreaming for the stars to be right.

Yo momma is so fat, even the Necronomicon gets silent (about her or before her, I guess it doesn't matter, because yo momma is so fat, she can see her own back without moving a single bit!).
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Postby r00k » Fri Aug 27, 2010 4:07 am

Yo momma's so fat, Orion asked for it's belt back.

Yo momma's soo fat, Weight Watcher's changed it's name to "wait and see..."

Yo momma's so fat they had to create Episode 5 just for her, and they are still working on it!
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Postby Downsider » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:34 am

Yo momma so fat, she's got serious health problems!

I'll be here all week.
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Postby Spirit » Fri Aug 27, 2010 8:55 am

Guys, keep it creative and Quake or don't post. :)
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Postby Sajt » Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:08 am

You're momma's such a lesbian, she's Quaking in her boots.
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Postby frag.machine » Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:19 pm

Your momma is so fat that Carmack created the Megatexture to skin her.
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Postby Junrall » Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:06 pm

Your momma is so fat, she breaks every Quake engine she runs through!
Good God! You shot my leg off!
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Postby scar3crow » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:56 pm

Your momma is so ugly, people double check for GL_LINEAR when she walks into the room.

Your momma is so fat, DarkPlaces netcode never culls her.
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Postby r00k » Sat Aug 28, 2010 5:41 am

Yo momma's so fat she lost the Shambler in her butt crack!
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