Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites
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Your momma is so fat, Error: Hunk_Alloc: failed on 4 bites
by Spirit » Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:19 am
You are so dumb, you missed the grenade launcher in the Necropolis.
You are so fat, you never made it into Hard skill.
Your momma is so fat, she cannot enter episode 4.
You're so obnoxious, monster wake up without a line-of-sight.
Fight!
You are so fat, you never made it into Hard skill.
Your momma is so fat, she cannot enter episode 4.
You're so obnoxious, monster wake up without a line-of-sight.
Fight!
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by Spirit » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:34 am
Your mom is so fat, she makes an id1 func_plat decelerate.
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by frag.machine » Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:53 pm
Your momma is sooo fat, that I need FOV 180 just to see her.
I know FrikaC made a cgi-bin version of the quakec interpreter once and wrote part of his website in QuakeC 
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by frag.machine » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:08 pm
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't fit in a 4096 unit wide map.
I know FrikaC made a cgi-bin version of the quakec interpreter once and wrote part of his website in QuakeC (LordHavoc)
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by scar3crow » Wed Aug 25, 2010 4:33 pm
Your momma's so fat, spawn think shes THEIR momma
Your momma's so fat, movetogoal always returns true
Your momma's so fat, worldspawn inherits from her
Your momma's so ugly, Chthon went back into the lava
Your momma's so ugly, Vore changed its surname to Shall Avoid
Your momma's so ugly, trap_spikeshooters return "TARP\n"
Your momma's so ugly, secret doors retract whenever she looks at em
Your momma's so ugly, Shub gave her all the rings, as part of a widespread humanitarian effort!
Your momma's so ugly, before she came around e1m8 was just Ziggurat
Your momma's so fat, movetogoal always returns true
Your momma's so fat, worldspawn inherits from her
Your momma's so ugly, Chthon went back into the lava
Your momma's so ugly, Vore changed its surname to Shall Avoid
Your momma's so ugly, trap_spikeshooters return "TARP\n"
Your momma's so ugly, secret doors retract whenever she looks at em
Your momma's so ugly, Shub gave her all the rings, as part of a widespread humanitarian effort!
Your momma's so ugly, before she came around e1m8 was just Ziggurat
...and all around me was the chaos of battle and the reek of running blood.... and for the first time in my life I knew true happiness.
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by Orion » Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:02 pm
Your momma is so fat she uses e4m4's LG pool as a bath tub.
Your momma is so ugly she makes even Shamblers fear her.
Your momma is so ugly she makes the Quakeguy commit suicide putting his shotgun barrel into his mouth.
Your momma is soooo fat that when a func_train tries to squish her, the train fails and falls down the ground, she says: "Who threw that rock?"
Your momma is so ugly she makes even Shamblers fear her.
Your momma is so ugly she makes the Quakeguy commit suicide putting his shotgun barrel into his mouth.
Your momma is soooo fat that when a func_train tries to squish her, the train fails and falls down the ground, she says: "Who threw that rock?"
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