200 ways to tell you play too much Quake.

[Error]

158) You start your days with a rusty axe, shotgun and 25 shells.
159) You think 911 was a conspiracy and Shub-Niggurath had SOMETHING to do with it.
160) You wonder why we just can't go to an alternate dimension through a slipgate.
161) You walk around your house looking at everything and think you could do a better map design.
162) You look at your family and think they have WAY too many polygons for your mod to handle.
163) You wonder why flames don't rotate or go back and forth.
164) Or why explosions aren't so tiny and two dimensional.
165) You've had a dream that you were coding a new mod. (damn I've done that one soooo many times)
166) You've seen chainsaws at a store, but realize that you can actually pick it up.

[jim]

167) You think someone has done a poor job on coding or sounds, because most items you pick up, don't make any sounds.
168) Sometimes you completely ignore people talking to you, because you didn't hear a message beep sound
169) Because of that, people send you text messages to your cellphone, even if they're in the same room as you are

[Lardarse]

170: Every time you hear a cat, you throw the nearest explosive at it.

[Wazat]

Most people react to cats and dogs that way anyway. I keep a rocket launcher by my back window on the second floor, next to a list of all barking dogs in the area and the time of day their owners put them outside...

[scar3crow]

171: You use pickup lines such as "So, does the pants color match the shirt color?"
172: When life seems to be going slow, you swear you can see an image of a turtle flickering in the top right of your vision

[mh]

173 - You're terrified of caviar. (http://www.igourmet.com/images/topics/caviar1.jpg)

[scar3crow]

I bet the flavor of that caviar is explosive, though a bit like tar...

[mh]

I bet the flavor of that caviar is explosive, though a bit like tar...

Oh baby, yeah.

[jim]

174) You only have 15 facial gestures.
175) Most of the time you just use one of them.
176) Sometimes you're mistaken as Steven Seagal

[Orion]

177) You go to the top of the highest building of your city, and becomes surprised because when you jump, you don't hit your head at the sky. You get a bunch of soda bottles, put them all together with silver tape (or whatever), open'em, put a mint candy on each one of them, close them as fast as you can, point'em down, then try to ocket jump to see what's up there. You get into space and cannot go back to earth. You keep saying "fly" but that doesn't seem to work, and you're still floating in the void.

[jim]

178) When you see trees like these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... illow1.jpg and http://image36.webshots.com/36/8/24/63/ ... vgt_fs.jpg you think it's Shub-Niggurath

[Entar]

178) When you see trees like these: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... illow1.jpg and http://image36.webshots.com/36/8/24/63/ ... vgt_fs.jpg you think it's Shub-Niggurath

Dude, that second one looks just like Shubby!

[MeTcHsteekle]

bygawd it does <:0

[r00k]

#179: you still read this thread.

#180: You are upset about that last comment.

BTW: I'm all for a Shambler stuffed dog chew toy, with red cotton stuffing so when my dog tears it up it looks like gibs all over the floor!

[Wazat]

Access denied to the second pic.